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adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

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my cat does this before he pukes

Rip tumblr

Just wanna day it’s been real before I delete the app so it’s been real.

midnight-revelation:

thatpettyblackgirl:

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Seems pretty damn accurate to me.

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Google 1 

Trump 0

In other words, so many people have come to the general consensus that Donald Trump is an idiot that it actively affects Google’s algorithm which takes into account trillions of websites and web searches to try to match keywords with relevant images. This is a real world example of “If you look up x in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of y” and the fact that the Republicans blame Google for “search results bias” instead of admitting that most people think that the current president is an idiot. That’s hilarious.

losttodreams:
“FEMALE PRESENTING LEMON
”

losttodreams:

FEMALE PRESENTING LEMON

breastforce:

having both depression and anxiety

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At Subway…

kscotter:

thethingsifindfunny:

snatchedweaves:

Me: And can I have extra mustard please

Worker: Sure just tell me when…..

Me: 

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Worker:

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Me: Okay that’s good, thanks…. 

Worker: *not stopping* *orgasming* 

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Me: STOP THAT’S TOO MUCH

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Worker: *Still adding mustard*

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Me:

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Worker: Great! Thanks! The magic word! 

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Worker: Would you like anything else?

Me: 

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Worker: Okay that’ll be $7.50

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Me: *pays* 

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Mom: Where is my fucking change?

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This is so dumb i should not be laughing this hard

reblogging again because what the fuhq laksdjf;laskdjflk

melonmemes:
“this tweet killed me so i had to share
”

melonmemes:

this tweet killed me so i had to share

militarycreampiegiver:
“cerastes:
“clatterbane:
“ colorsinautumn:
“ I think this is a good time to post this.
”
(#if we reblog it enough it might become a staff pick)
”
Keep it up.
”
@staff
”

militarycreampiegiver:

cerastes:

clatterbane:

colorsinautumn:

I think this is a good time to post this.

(#if we reblog it enough it might become a staff pick)

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Keep it up.

@staff

tiredbtw:

MUTUALS DO THIS: roll a fat blunt and send it to me via carrier pigeon

queen-neyde:
“ assgod:
“ we stan a sober queen
” ”

queen-neyde:

assgod:

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we stan a sober queen

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